Sunday, Oct 04, 2009

WinRE - Windows Recovery Environment Theme Song

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WINRE (Sung to AC/DC's WHO Made WHO)


The PC went and did a "BLUE SCREEN"
System did a core dump, ruining apart your day
Then you went and hit F8,
Saw Repair Computer, life's getting great, what can I say?
Now you can play

There's no reason to panic
Recovery is easy, Boot away and you're all done
Stress free and Easy too
Extendable, Expandable for ITPros, and just for you
Tell ya TRULY

WINRE, Recovery
WINRE, Taking away your nightmares
WINRE, Simplicity

If you can't boot up, It starts right up
Launching you away to Recovery!

WINRE! Set you FREE!

Yeah, Power kicked off the system
It freaked and dropped, belly flopped wouldn't start,
screamed and shout, thought you're done
Then it came right through for you
WINRE brought you back
Oh baby
It's so TRUE!

So sing aloud!

WINRE, Recovery
WINRE, Taking away your nightmares
WINRE, Simplicity

If you can't boot up, It starts right up
Launching you away to Recovery!

With it you're a Hero,

oh WINRE

yeah WINRE

WINRE, SIMPLICITY, WINRE

You're my Hero

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Tuesday, Aug 04, 2009

PowerShell Wizard

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Sung to "Pinball Wizard" by "The Who"

Karaoke version from (as always) www.karaoke-version.com. Excellent high Quality Rocking Karaoke tracks!

Powershell Wizard

Ever since I was a young guy,
I fell in love with the machine
From Commodores to Inspirons and all those in between
But I'm so blown away
I fainted and I fell
It's a Blinking llttle cursor
And they call it PowerShell!

He's loaded up his DotNet
He's doing Import-CSV
Loading up the users
Quest commandlets that are free
Re-arranging all the data
In just 5 lines as well
I'm done without even trying
All thanks to Powershell!

He's a Powershell Guru
Watch his fingers fly
He's a Powershell Guru
Just an ordinary guy

Why do you think he loves it
I'll tell ya
What makes him just drool

Doesn't need a mouse and Gui,
just a keyboard and a screen.
It's got direct interaction
to the system and the machine.
No flashy pretty distractions
He's so focused you can tell
The bad smelling Admin
He sure loves Powershell!

With five minutes work, I collected all my pay
Then I sat down and played Rock Band 2 all day

It's a component that's in Vista
And Server 2008
Scripting all your systems
Helps you integrate
Works with so many others
Clears up Admin Hell
Get off your butt and use it and
ROCK ON WITH POWERSHELL!

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Saturday, Aug 01, 2009

"Bing IT" - Parody of "Whip It" by Devo, Praise to "www.bing.com"

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One of the very few times I will do an "Assault on the ears" but this came out ok.

Devo's Whip It, lyrics re-written. Karaoke music from www.Karaoke-Version.com

This is

BING IT (www.bing.com - the Decision Engine - No more Search Overload)

Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLWk95Nleo

Get that URL
Make your browser whirl!
Quick in no time
Get yourself online

When you need an answer now
You must Bing it
When you need to know just how
You must Bing it
Your Decisions flowin' wow
Come on Bing it

Now Bing it
Get results
Form them out
On the page
Get filtered
Sort away
You won't expect it
Get blown away

When you Bing it
Bing it good

When you need to go away
You must Bing it
Look for a little play
You must Bing it
Look for a sunny day
Come on Bing it

Gotta Bing it
Bing it now

Gotta Bing it
Bing it now

Get that URL
Make your browser whirl!
Quick in no time
Get yourself online

When you need an answer now
You must Bing it
When you need to know just how
You must Bing it
Your Decisions flowin' wow
Come on Bing it

Now Bing it
Get results
Form them out
On the page
Get filtered
Sort away
You won't expect it
Get blown away

Just Bing it
Get results
Form them out
On the page
Get filtered
Sort away
You won't expect it
Get blown away

When you Bing it
Bing it good

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Monday, Apr 27, 2009

Set Seven Free

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Just a little Parody. Karaoke Tracks available from Napster.com - Another amazing source for great music.

Sung to CCR's (Credence Clearwater Revival) "Who'll Stop the Rain"

I can't play, I can't sing. Thank goodness for Rockin' Karaoke music to cover my rear halfway.

"Set Seven Free" (Windows 7)

When I saw the Beta
Emotion filled Inside
And in a moment later
My eyes they opened Wide
The GUI was so simple
A dream from the sky

Come on Redmond
Please old Redmond
Set Seven Free

Tried some integration
Sharin' files all around
There was no complainin'
As the children shared the sound
We can run the old stuff
Securely with the new

I'm excited
So excited
Set Seven Free

I went to my Grandma
Cuz she was a PC
We were editing some old photos
As easy as can be
She sat there a smilin'
As happy as can be

We can't wait to
Just can't wait to
Set Seven Free

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Sunday, Mar 29, 2009

Powerscripting with Powershell

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First off. The music for this comes directly from www.karaoke-version.com This place does Karaoke musical versions of old and current stuff that REALLY rocks.

Now please. If you're interested, curious about Powershell, like meeting some like minded individuals.

GO TO

www.powerscripting.net

Download the podcasts! Pay homage to their sponsors!

And Rock on!

Powerscripting Time

(Opening with Jon and Hal in his Macdaddy basement with huge impressive guest list)

Jon: Yaaaaaaay!

YEAH!

Check it out!

Look out, It's Thursday Night
the boys are here, oh what a fright now
Cam's are loaded and Microphones too
Keyboard's loaded, Guests are waiting in the queue
One day a week, It's powered online
It's a rockin' good time

Hal and Jon's

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

Hey lookie here, it's Jeffrey Snover!
He's in the house now, scripting like a maniac
Quest too! Tearin' up the airwaves!
That Poshaholic is blowin' up the chatroom
It's a podcast and it's a video show
What ya got to lose?
Check it out

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

(various clips of Shows - Jon and Hal's Virtual Roundtable)

They're smokin', light's are glowin'
Powershell gurus are rockin' everywhere
Brains are pumping, fingers thumping
Keyboards drumming
You can't stop them now!

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

POWERSHELL!

(Final comments between Hal and Jon) :)

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Saturday, Mar 21, 2009

Sympathy for the Administrator

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Karaoke version from www.karaoke-version.com

Original song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones

Sympathy for the Administrator

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the guy behind the screen
I"m denying all your access rights
You might think that I'm mean

I deleted all your mp3s
Don't go looking so forlorn
Quit all your moaning now
Cuz I've a copy of your porn

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I go through all your email now and I pull out all of your jokes
I erased all your documents too and said "Tough luck folks"

I changed your background to be a vampire bat
And your startup sound to a screaming cat

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I watch and laugh as you came and went
Trying to see where your print job was sent
You screaming where's you fax is this mire
While I stand there holding onto the wire

I see you come to my desk for your mislaid files and your complaining whiles

But you'll never see me now, I remotely work and manage all

Try to meet me,
Your attempts are lame
For I'm the Administrator
Bow your heads in shame

"Ooooo... what do we have here? Heeheeheeheee
Shall I email this to your wife?"

"You want more space? Nyeah hahahahahahah"

"It won't start will it? Geeeeee...."

"Awwwww it broke... Darn...."

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

Just as every user is a whiner
And all the developers lame
They try to push the Administrator
But they're gone completely insane

So if you try to find me now
To recover your files today
Just mark it as a wasted caused
Cuz I've purged them all away

I'm laughing at you
All damn night and day
I'm the Network Administrator
Watch you run away

"hahahahaha"

"Hahahahahahahahah"

"Muahahahahahahah"

"Oh I'm sorry did I make you cry?"

"Who needs these documents anyway?"

"Get File move /Dev/Null! Hahahahahah"

"I Guess you're getting Arcnet, aren't you?!"

"I think all the users shall get 10inch monochrome monitors"

"I'm mad with power."

"That's it! Pump those generators now! This is a green environment! Pump those bicycle Generators! Power my Datacenter!"

"ServiceDesk?! What ServiceDesk?!"

"Time for my Company Bonus....Muah hahahahaha..."

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Friday, Dec 05, 2008

White DataCenter - Worse than White Christmas

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Sorry Elvis, we dug you up from the dead.

We should have left you there. This is just AWFUL.

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
With Fibre Optics
With the lights all blinkin'
and Drives all spinnin'
and switches stacked all in a row

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
With Power clean for you and me
Let those HydroCells set you all free
and ensure a future for me

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
That virtualized as well you know
May your days be optimal and long
And may all your systems be strong

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