Land Of Silly - Bad Singing for a Stressed out World :)
The Energized Tech (www.energizedtech.com) from Time to Time (especially against better judgement in the community) likes to grab a microphone and some Karaoke music and sing. Offkey. Badly. Occasionally you might laugh. Mostly you'll grown. But you can only be serious 99.999% of the time. You HAVE to let it loose. ;)
Mr.Ballmer - My Personal Serenade to Steve Ballmer of Microsoft
(230 downloads)Download this episode (4 min)
Original music "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osborne (No relation to Ray Ozzie who's probably a pretty decent guy)
Rewritten lyrics by Sean Kearney the Friday Funny Guy
"Mr. Ballmer."
"Oh my God the Friday Funny Guy's out of his cage!"
"Why did we ever inspire him?"
"Run! He's applying to Redmond! He's applying to Redmond!"
Mr. Ballmer, please come hire me today
Oh Mr. Ballmer, I'm not here just to play
I'll work every day and each hour, and weekends too
To get myself up to your speed, that's what I am willing to do
Mr. Ballmer, I am crying to you
Oh Mr. Ballmer, I do know what to do
I'm poor and I'm broke but got talent
inspired to fly
Gimme a shot, bring me in now
Hire this poor Friday Funny Guy
"Hey Steve Ballmer, Look what do we got to do to stop this guy from singing, once and for all?"
"Apparently sir, all you have to do is hire him, just hire him."
Mr. Ballmer, oh I wrote you a song
Oh Mr. Ballmer, and it didn't take long
Microsoft brings the spark in my eyes,
launches me into the night
Please meld my skills, bring me up now
Help me let my passion take into flight
Let me start anywhere,
I just need to work today
I just wanna work, wanna work for you.....
And your software makes me sing
and I wanna dance and shout
wanna dance and shout for you
Just hire him now!
He's tenacious!
He's willing to do anything!
Hire him and stop him from bugging the Canadians.
He's learned from his dumb mistakes in the past, take advantage of him.
FOCUS HIS PASSION.
If an individual, is insprired so simply by meeting people at Microsoft, is willing to sing off key and embarass himself, what happens when you hire him and focus that passion?
I leave it to you sir.
And if for any reason Steve Ballmer of Microsoft DOES hear this and would like to contact me and give that shot to me, I can be reached at funnyfridaysguy@landofsilly.com.
And I take that seriously.
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I think the Canadians are all hoping you get hired, too. :p