Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Powershell - "Ran It Through the Pipeline"

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Ran it through the Pipeline (Powershell song)
Sung to "I heard it through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye

Music from www.karaoke-version.com. Buy from them. They make even ME sound ok :)

Ran it Through the Pipeline

Ooo I wanted to just script away
But so much data, no time to play
I needed a way to get through it all
Without those arrays spilling in the hall

Inside my mind, it rang a bell
I just fired up that Powershell

And Quickly.

I ran it throught the pipeline
Objects and data flowing so fine
Yeah baby I ran it through the pipeline
Shell's loaded up and the Power is mine
Jeffy Jeffy yeah

I needed a thing that could set me free
In that Active Directory
Pulling data and manipulate
Objects with ease watch it integrate


No real work, so little code
No synaptic overload

All because

I ran it throught the pipeline
Objects and data flowing so fine
Yeah baby I ran it through the pipeline
Shell's loaded up and the Power is mine
Jeffy Jeffy yeah

I just can't remember my life before Before
Blue Love walked in my door
I can't remember all those endless nights
Working away without the lights

A day full of work is a day of fun
Thanks to that Shell I'm number one

Cuz baby

I ran it throught the pipeline
Objects and data flowing so fine
Yeah baby I ran it through the pipeline
Shell's loaded up and the Power is mine
Jeffy Jeffy yeah

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Monday, Apr 27, 2009

Set Seven Free

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Just a little Parody. Karaoke Tracks available from Napster.com - Another amazing source for great music.

Sung to CCR's (Credence Clearwater Revival) "Who'll Stop the Rain"

I can't play, I can't sing. Thank goodness for Rockin' Karaoke music to cover my rear halfway.

"Set Seven Free" (Windows 7)

When I saw the Beta
Emotion filled Inside
And in a moment later
My eyes they opened Wide
The GUI was so simple
A dream from the sky

Come on Redmond
Please old Redmond
Set Seven Free

Tried some integration
Sharin' files all around
There was no complainin'
As the children shared the sound
We can run the old stuff
Securely with the new

I'm excited
So excited
Set Seven Free

I went to my Grandma
Cuz she was a PC
We were editing some old photos
As easy as can be
She sat there a smilin'
As happy as can be

We can't wait to
Just can't wait to
Set Seven Free

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Sunday, Mar 29, 2009

Powerscripting with Powershell

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Powerscripting Time

(Opening with Jon and Hal in his Macdaddy basement with huge impressive guest list)

Jon: Yaaaaaaay!

YEAH!

Check it out!

Look out, It's Thursday Night
the boys are here, oh what a fright now
Cam's are loaded and Microphones too
Keyboard's loaded, Guests are waiting in the queue
One day a week, It's powered online
It's a rockin' good time

Hal and Jon's

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

Hey lookie here, it's Jeffrey Snover!
He's in the house now, scripting like a maniac
Quest too! Tearin' up the airwaves!
That Poshaholic is blowin' up the chatroom
It's a podcast and it's a video show
What ya got to lose?
Check it out

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

(various clips of Shows - Jon and Hal's Virtual Roundtable)

They're smokin', light's are glowin'
Powershell gurus are rockin' everywhere
Brains are pumping, fingers thumping
Keyboards drumming
You can't stop them now!

Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell
Powerscripting with Powershell

POWERSHELL!

(Final comments between Hal and Jon) :)

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Saturday, Mar 21, 2009

Sympathy for the Administrator

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Karaoke version from www.karaoke-version.com

Original song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones

Sympathy for the Administrator

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the guy behind the screen
I"m denying all your access rights
You might think that I'm mean

I deleted all your mp3s
Don't go looking so forlorn
Quit all your moaning now
Cuz I've a copy of your porn

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I go through all your email now and I pull out all of your jokes
I erased all your documents too and said "Tough luck folks"

I changed your background to be a vampire bat
And your startup sound to a screaming cat

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I watch and laugh as you came and went
Trying to see where your print job was sent
You screaming where's you fax is this mire
While I stand there holding onto the wire

I see you come to my desk for your mislaid files and your complaining whiles

But you'll never see me now, I remotely work and manage all

Try to meet me,
Your attempts are lame
For I'm the Administrator
Bow your heads in shame

"Ooooo... what do we have here? Heeheeheeheee
Shall I email this to your wife?"

"You want more space? Nyeah hahahahahahah"

"It won't start will it? Geeeeee...."

"Awwwww it broke... Darn...."

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

Just as every user is a whiner
And all the developers lame
They try to push the Administrator
But they're gone completely insane

So if you try to find me now
To recover your files today
Just mark it as a wasted caused
Cuz I've purged them all away

I'm laughing at you
All damn night and day
I'm the Network Administrator
Watch you run away

"hahahahaha"

"Hahahahahahahahah"

"Muahahahahahahah"

"Oh I'm sorry did I make you cry?"

"Who needs these documents anyway?"

"Get File move /Dev/Null! Hahahahahah"

"I Guess you're getting Arcnet, aren't you?!"

"I think all the users shall get 10inch monochrome monitors"

"I'm mad with power."

"That's it! Pump those generators now! This is a green environment! Pump those bicycle Generators! Power my Datacenter!"

"ServiceDesk?! What ServiceDesk?!"

"Time for my Company Bonus....Muah hahahahaha..."

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Sunday, Jan 25, 2009

PowerShell Wizard

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Sung to "Pinball Wizard" by "The Who"

Karaoke version from (as always) www.karaoke-version.com. Excellent high Quality Rocking Karaoke tracks!

Powershell Wizard

Ever since I was a young guy,
I fell in love with the machine
From Commodores to Inspirons and all those in between
But I'm so blown away
I fainted and I fell
It's a Blinking llttle cursor
And they call it PowerShell!

He's loaded up his DotNet
He's doing Import-CSV
Loading up the users
Quest commandlets that are free
Re-arranging all the data
In just 5 lines as well
I'm done without even trying
All thanks to Powershell!

He's a Powershell Guru
Watch his fingers fly
He's a Powershell Guru
Just an ordinary guy

Why do you think he loves it
I'll tell ya
What makes him just drool

Doesn't need a mouse and Gui,
just a keyboard and a screen.
It's got direct interaction
to the system and the machine.
No flashy pretty distractions
He's so focused you can tell
The bad smelling Admin
He sure loves Powershell!

With five minutes work, I collected all my pay
Then I sat down and played Rock Band 2 all day

It's a component that's in Vista
And Server 2008
Scripting all your systems
Helps you integrate
Works with so many others
Clears up Admin Hell
Get off your butt and use it and
ROCK ON WITH POWERSHELL!

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Friday, Dec 05, 2008

White DataCenter - Worse than White Christmas

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Sorry Elvis, we dug you up from the dead.

We should have left you there. This is just AWFUL.

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
With Fibre Optics
With the lights all blinkin'
and Drives all spinnin'
and switches stacked all in a row

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
With Power clean for you and me
Let those HydroCells set you all free
and ensure a future for me

I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre
That virtualized as well you know
May your days be optimal and long
And may all your systems be strong

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Friday, Dec 05, 2008

Give Blessings to Computer Ners

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Sung to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" and hoping I don't get struck with a bolt of lightening.

Give blessings to computer nerds
O each and every day
They keep the systems running well
No matter how we play
They cleaned up all my spreadsheets
And then sent me on my way
Thanks to them my embezzling can go on, What can be wrong
Thanks to them all my embezzling can go on

Give blessings to computer nerds
No matter what you do
You poured your lunch in your laptop
And you covered it in goo
They cleaned it up and brushed it off
and vacuumed out the gin
But It's too late, cuz I got a new one in, what a sin
Yes I whined and screamed and got a new one in

Give blessings to computer Nerds
O Each and every night
Recovering Deleted Files
Until the morning light
With backup tapes and libraries
They're running left and right
Now my porn and music is back online, isn't that fine?
Now my porn and music is all back online.

Give Blessings to Computer Nerds
O every littlle one
They talk so fast, they smell so bad
their work is never done
A printer jam, an email lost
More ram for you and me
As they run oh so frantically about the place, look at them race
Just like gerbils running all around our place

Give Blessings to Computer Nerds
Their day has come at last
Their armed with pointy pencils
And they're coming at us fast
Accounting screamed as HR ran and
Executives ran away
Now they've taken our computers all away what can we say?
They revolted and taken all of our toys away

:)

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