Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008

Applicant Blues - Yeah Baby

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Sing yer bad days to the Blues to feel better.

Not a poke at Microsoft. But this is the "Applicant Blues" - Hire me and shut em up... :)

Woke up this morning
Eyes dried up and red
Was busy all night typin'
Didn't get to bed

I've got the 8000 resumes
applying to Microsoft Blues

Sent some more circumvaes
to Redmond, and Winnipeg too
Trying so hard I'm not sleepin'
Now I've got the flu

I've got the 8000 resumes
applying to Microsoft Blues

I offered to clean the floors
I'd tried to to mop them all
But they knew it was Mr. Trouble
Booted me down the hall

I've got the 8000 resumes
applying to Microsoft Blues

I sang for Mr. Ballmer
I sang for Mr. Gates
They didn't even hear me
I'll leave it to the fates

I've got the 8000 resumes
applying to Microsoft Blues

Oh yeah I've got the 8000 Resumes
Applying to Microsoft blues

Posted by ye110wbeard at 11:43 PM |   

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1 Comments:

ye110wbeard said...

You know if they would just hire me, people wouldn't be subjected to this audio torture.

Makes ya' think don't it? :)

11:47 PM