Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008

Forefront - Completely Literally Unofficial Theme Song

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Yeah, I got bored. Somehow I decided Microsoft Forefront needed a theme song.

Sung to AC/DC's Big Guns from Last Action Hero

A Special shout out and dedication to a team I almost joined last year at the big M in Winnipeg. You know who you are and this is dedicated to you.

"Forefront"

Malware screaming at the firewall
Systems straining away
The terror in the wires is floating about
Trying to ruin your day
Picking them off and mowing them down
Thanking the skies it's in place
The cloud is full of worms roaming around
trying to work their way in
No worries at all
No worries today
Defences are up
Protected today with

Forefront
Forefront Ports of steel
Forefront
Forefront Blasts them out of the net

Digital fires are burning around,
Hackers wailing away
Viruses eyeing your video screen
Trying to come out and play
Spam blasters hitting port 25
Potential UCE's
The whole world knocking at your back door
Trying to look and see
No worries at all
No worries today
Defences are up
Protected today with

Forefront
Forefront Ports of steel
Forefront
Forefront Blasts them out of the net

"Alright we've got an inbound bogey, I'm seeing about 50,000 inbound"

"I'm on it team leader. Locking into bogeys. Inbound UCE's are being tracked."

"Crew chief, steady there we're getting an overload in the main firewall."

"Roger that. Downing bad node. Cluster has switched over."

"Bogeys quashed. I repeat bogeys quashed."

"Good job team."

ForeFront, Malware at Bay
Forefront, kick spam away
Forefront, ready and locked
Forefront, pow pow pow

Forefront, stop 'em in time
Forefront, drawin', drawin' the line.
Forefront, knock 'em away
Forefront, savin' the day.

Forefront sent them packin' away.

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