Monday, Sep 29, 2008

The Day The Stocks all Died

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Based upon Don McLean's "American Pie"

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Hope this all works out, Maybe you can sing and feel sillier and laugh about it some day.

It the meantime here is

"The Day the Stocks All Died"
Long long time go, I remember when
Mom and Dad they got a house
It had a variable rate you see ,
and it had no money down
Signed right off by some goofy clown

Then one day a bank went broke
Then two or three more, they took a choke
The money was not there for spendin'
Their reign it was an endin'
And all those loans they took on out
And didn't collect, those dumb old lout
Investors phreaked and the people shout

The day the stocks, all died.

And I'm singing My My watching stock markets die
High risk bankers all got tankered
and they left us to fry
And all those loans make your mom and dad cry
Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry
Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry

Yeah find them all and kick them down
String those Lehman guys up around
Drop them into a big hole in the ground

Yeah everyone shove them in the grass
Stuff those crappy loans right up their ass
Let them see how it feels to get screwed

Watch those fingers jab left and right
Blaming each other in the fight

The stocks they took a dive
Oh God did any survive??

And the world leaders I admired most
Buggered off to a trip right down the coast
When we called and they were weeded most

The day the Stocks all Died

I said My My watching stock markets die
High risk bankers all got tankered
and they left us to fry
And all those loans make your mom and dad cry
Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry
Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry

Well the bailout was flushed cuz the congress was week
bunch of guys that were spineless and meek
smart as a bunch of fleas
and the Dow dropped down and it made a splash
Watch those investments turn to zero cash
Cuz money, just doesn't grow, from trees

Well the congress went and ran away
Buried their gold for another day
It' Lehman's fault they said
Now those loans are burnt and dead

Watch those investors run an yell
panicing away in the scary nell
as their money went straight to hell

the Day the Stocks all Died.

And I'm singing My My watching stock markets die
High risk bankers all got tankered
and they left us to fry
And all those loans make your mom and dad cry
Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry
Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry

Posted by ye110wbeard at 8:04 PM |   

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