Friday, Dec 05, 2008

Give Blessings to Computer Ners

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Sung to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" and hoping I don't get struck with a bolt of lightening.

Give blessings to computer nerds
O each and every day
They keep the systems running well
No matter how we play
They cleaned up all my spreadsheets
And then sent me on my way
Thanks to them my embezzling can go on, What can be wrong
Thanks to them all my embezzling can go on

Give blessings to computer nerds
No matter what you do
You poured your lunch in your laptop
And you covered it in goo
They cleaned it up and brushed it off
and vacuumed out the gin
But It's too late, cuz I got a new one in, what a sin
Yes I whined and screamed and got a new one in

Give blessings to computer Nerds
O Each and every night
Recovering Deleted Files
Until the morning light
With backup tapes and libraries
They're running left and right
Now my porn and music is back online, isn't that fine?
Now my porn and music is all back online.

Give Blessings to Computer Nerds
O every littlle one
They talk so fast, they smell so bad
their work is never done
A printer jam, an email lost
More ram for you and me
As they run oh so frantically about the place, look at them race
Just like gerbils running all around our place

Give Blessings to Computer Nerds
Their day has come at last
Their armed with pointy pencils
And they're coming at us fast
Accounting screamed as HR ran and
Executives ran away
Now they've taken our computers all away what can we say?
They revolted and taken all of our toys away

:)

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