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Saturday, Mar 21, 2009

Sympathy for the Administrator

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Original song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones

Sympathy for the Administrator

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the guy behind the screen
I"m denying all your access rights
You might think that I'm mean

I deleted all your mp3s
Don't go looking so forlorn
Quit all your moaning now
Cuz I've a copy of your porn

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I go through all your email now and I pull out all of your jokes
I erased all your documents too and said "Tough luck folks"

I changed your background to be a vampire bat
And your startup sound to a screaming cat

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

I watch and laugh as you came and went
Trying to see where your print job was sent
You screaming where's you fax is this mire
While I stand there holding onto the wire

I see you come to my desk for your mislaid files and your complaining whiles

But you'll never see me now, I remotely work and manage all

Try to meet me,
Your attempts are lame
For I'm the Administrator
Bow your heads in shame

"Ooooo... what do we have here? Heeheeheeheee
Shall I email this to your wife?"

"You want more space? Nyeah hahahahahahah"

"It won't start will it? Geeeeee...."

"Awwwww it broke... Darn...."

Hey how do you do,
you'll never find my name
I purged it from the Address list
Welcome to my game

Just as every user is a whiner
And all the developers lame
They try to push the Administrator
But they're gone completely insane

So if you try to find me now
To recover your files today
Just mark it as a wasted caused
Cuz I've purged them all away

I'm laughing at you
All damn night and day
I'm the Network Administrator
Watch you run away

"hahahahaha"

"Hahahahahahahahah"

"Muahahahahahahah"

"Oh I'm sorry did I make you cry?"

"Who needs these documents anyway?"

"Get File move /Dev/Null! Hahahahahah"

"I Guess you're getting Arcnet, aren't you?!"

"I think all the users shall get 10inch monochrome monitors"

"I'm mad with power."

"That's it! Pump those generators now! This is a green environment! Pump those bicycle Generators! Power my Datacenter!"

"ServiceDesk?! What ServiceDesk?!"

"Time for my Company Bonus....Muah hahahahaha..."