Land Of Silly - Bad Singing for a Stressed out World :)

WinRE - Windows Recovery Environment Theme Song

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:57:00 +0000

WINRE (Sung to AC/DC's WHO Made WHO) The PC went and did a "BLUE SCREEN" System did a core dump, ruining apart your day Then you went and hit F8, Saw Repair Computer, life's getting great, what can I say? Now you can play There's no reason to panic Recovery is easy, Boot away and you're all done Stress free and Easy too Extendable, Expandable for ITPros, and just for you Tell ya TRULY WINRE, Recovery WINRE, Taking away your nightmares WINRE, Simplicity If you can't boot up, It starts right up Launching you away to Recovery! WINRE! Set you FREE! Yeah, Power kicked off the system It freaked and dropped, belly flopped wouldn't start, screamed and shout, thought you're done Then it came right through for you WINRE brought you back Oh baby It's so TRUE! So sing aloud! WINRE, Recovery WINRE, Taking away your nightmares WINRE, Simplicity If you can't boot up, It starts right up Launching you away to Recovery! With it you're a Hero, oh WINRE yeah WINRE WINRE, SIMPLICITY, WINRE You're my Hero

"Bing IT" - Parody of "Whip It" by Devo, Praise to "www.bing.com"

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:17:00 +0000

One of the very few times I will do an "Assault on the ears" but this came out ok. Devo's Whip It, lyrics re-written. Karaoke music from www.Karaoke-Version.com This is BING IT (www.bing.com - the Decision Engine - No more Search Overload) Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLWk95Nleo Get that URL Make your browser whirl! Quick in no time Get yourself online When you need an answer now You must Bing it When you need to know just how You must Bing it Your Decisions flowin' wow Come on Bing it Now Bing it Get results Form them out On the page Get filtered Sort away You won't expect it Get blown away When you Bing it Bing it good When you need to go away You must Bing it Look for a little play You must Bing it Look for a sunny day Come on Bing it Gotta Bing it Bing it now Gotta Bing it Bing it now Get that URL Make your browser whirl! Quick in no time Get yourself online When you need an answer now You must Bing it When you need to know just how You must Bing it Your Decisions flowin' wow Come on Bing it Now Bing it Get results Form them out On the page Get filtered Sort away You won't expect it Get blown away Just Bing it Get results Form them out On the page Get filtered Sort away You won't expect it Get blown away When you Bing it Bing it good

Set Seven Free

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:38:00 +0000

Just a little Parody. Karaoke Tracks available from Napster.com - Another amazing source for great music. Sung to CCR's (Credence Clearwater Revival) "Who'll Stop the Rain" I can't play, I can't sing. Thank goodness for Rockin' Karaoke music to cover my rear halfway. "Set Seven Free" (Windows 7) When I saw the Beta Emotion filled Inside And in a moment later My eyes they opened Wide The GUI was so simple A dream from the sky Come on Redmond Please old Redmond Set Seven Free Tried some integration Sharin' files all around There was no complainin' As the children shared the sound We can run the old stuff Securely with the new I'm excited So excited Set Seven Free I went to my Grandma Cuz she was a PC We were editing some old photos As easy as can be She sat there a smilin' As happy as can be We can't wait to Just can't wait to Set Seven Free

Powerscripting with Powershell

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:13:00 +0000

First off. The music for this comes directly from www.karaoke-version.com This place does Karaoke musical versions of old and current stuff that REALLY rocks. Now please. If you're interested, curious about Powershell, like meeting some like minded individuals. GO TO www.powerscripting.net Download the podcasts! Pay homage to their sponsors! And Rock on! Powerscripting Time (Opening with Jon and Hal in his Macdaddy basement with huge impressive guest list) Jon: Yaaaaaaay! YEAH! Check it out! Look out, It's Thursday Night the boys are here, oh what a fright now Cam's are loaded and Microphones too Keyboard's loaded, Guests are waiting in the queue One day a week, It's powered online It's a rockin' good time Hal and Jon's Powerscripting with Powershell Powerscripting with Powershell Hey lookie here, it's Jeffrey Snover! He's in the house now, scripting like a maniac Quest too! Tearin' up the airwaves! That Poshaholic is blowin' up the chatroom It's a podcast and it's a video show What ya got to lose? Check it out Powerscripting with Powershell Powerscripting with Powershell (various clips of Shows - Jon and Hal's Virtual Roundtable) They're smokin', light's are glowin' Powershell gurus are rockin' everywhere Brains are pumping, fingers thumping Keyboards drumming You can't stop them now! Powerscripting with Powershell Powerscripting with Powershell Powerscripting with Powershell POWERSHELL! (Final comments between Hal and Jon) :)

Sympathy for the Administrator

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:14:00 +0000

Karaoke version from www.karaoke-version.com Original song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones Sympathy for the Administrator Please allow me to introduce myself I'm the guy behind the screen I"m denying all your access rights You might think that I'm mean I deleted all your mp3s Don't go looking so forlorn Quit all your moaning now Cuz I've a copy of your porn Hey how do you do, you'll never find my name I purged it from the Address list Welcome to my game I go through all your email now and I pull out all of your jokes I erased all your documents too and said "Tough luck folks" I changed your background to be a vampire bat And your startup sound to a screaming cat Hey how do you do, you'll never find my name I purged it from the Address list Welcome to my game I watch and laugh as you came and went Trying to see where your print job was sent You screaming where's you fax is this mire While I stand there holding onto the wire I see you come to my desk for your mislaid files and your complaining whiles But you'll never see me now, I remotely work and manage all Try to meet me, Your attempts are lame For I'm the Administrator Bow your heads in shame "Ooooo... what do we have here? Heeheeheeheee Shall I email this to your wife?" "You want more space? Nyeah hahahahahahah" "It won't start will it? Geeeeee...." "Awwwww it broke... Darn...." Hey how do you do, you'll never find my name I purged it from the Address list Welcome to my game Just as every user is a whiner And all the developers lame They try to push the Administrator But they're gone completely insane So if you try to find me now To recover your files today Just mark it as a wasted caused Cuz I've purged them all away I'm laughing at you All damn night and day I'm the Network Administrator Watch you run away "hahahahaha" "Hahahahahahahahah" "Muahahahahahahah" "Oh I'm sorry did I make you cry?" "Who needs these documents anyway?" "Get File move /Dev/Null! Hahahahahah" "I Guess you're getting Arcnet, aren't you?!" "I think all the users shall get 10inch monochrome monitors" "I'm mad with power." "That's it! Pump those generators now! This is a green environment! Pump those bicycle Generators! Power my Datacenter!" "ServiceDesk?! What ServiceDesk?!" "Time for my Company Bonus....Muah hahahahaha..."

PowerShell Wizard

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:36:00 +0000

Sung to "Pinball Wizard" by "The Who" Karaoke version from (as always) www.karaoke-version.com. Excellent high Quality Rocking Karaoke tracks! Powershell Wizard Ever since I was a young guy, I fell in love with the machine From Commodores to Inspirons and all those in between But I'm so blown away I fainted and I fell It's a Blinking llttle cursor And they call it PowerShell! He's loaded up his DotNet He's doing Import-CSV Loading up the users Quest commandlets that are free Re-arranging all the data In just 5 lines as well I'm done without even trying All thanks to Powershell! He's a Powershell Guru Watch his fingers fly He's a Powershell Guru Just an ordinary guy Why do you think he loves it I'll tell ya What makes him just drool Doesn't need a mouse and Gui, just a keyboard and a screen. It's got direct interaction to the system and the machine. No flashy pretty distractions He's so focused you can tell The bad smelling Admin He sure loves Powershell! With five minutes work, I collected all my pay Then I sat down and played Rock Band 2 all day It's a component that's in Vista And Server 2008 Scripting all your systems Helps you integrate Works with so many others Clears up Admin Hell Get off your butt and use it and ROCK ON WITH POWERSHELL!

White DataCenter - Worse than White Christmas

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:46:08 +0000

Sorry Elvis, we dug you up from the dead. We should have left you there. This is just AWFUL. I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre With Fibre Optics With the lights all blinkin' and Drives all spinnin' and switches stacked all in a row I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre With Power clean for you and me Let those HydroCells set you all free and ensure a future for me I'm dreamin' of a Data Centre That virtualized as well you know May your days be optimal and long And may all your systems be strong

Give Blessings to Computer Ners

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:43:51 +0000

Sung to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" and hoping I don't get struck with a bolt of lightening. Give blessings to computer nerds O each and every day They keep the systems running well No matter how we play They cleaned up all my spreadsheets And then sent me on my way Thanks to them my embezzling can go on, What can be wrong Thanks to them all my embezzling can go on Give blessings to computer nerds No matter what you do You poured your lunch in your laptop And you covered it in goo They cleaned it up and brushed it off and vacuumed out the gin But It's too late, cuz I got a new one in, what a sin Yes I whined and screamed and got a new one in Give blessings to computer Nerds O Each and every night Recovering Deleted Files Until the morning light With backup tapes and libraries They're running left and right Now my porn and music is back online, isn't that fine? Now my porn and music is all back online. Give Blessings to Computer Nerds O every littlle one They talk so fast, they smell so bad their work is never done A printer jam, an email lost More ram for you and me As they run oh so frantically about the place, look at them race Just like gerbils running all around our place Give Blessings to Computer Nerds Their day has come at last Their armed with pointy pencils And they're coming at us fast Accounting screamed as HR ran and Executives ran away Now they've taken our computers all away what can we say? They revolted and taken all of our toys away :)

Server Bells

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:58:00 +0000

Jingle Bells has gone straight to Hell Server Bells Rushing down the hall, A Mom alert calls me Live Comm screams out help I really to to pee Panic cries to all the lights flash in the night Oh what a scary thing as I bolt on down that flight Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Server's on fire Straights are dire And we seem to see our doom Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Around the bend, I see my end And problems in the gloom The backup didn't run, The room it had no light And soon the sparks flew out Ruining my sight I thought I'd use the Force to make it all work well but Murphy and his rotten laws Had shot it all to Hell Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Server's on fire Straights are dire And we seem to see our doom Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Around the bend, I see my end And problems in the gloom AGAIN! Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Server's on fire Straights are dire And we seem to see our doom Warning Bells, Funny Smells Sparking in the Room Around the bend, I see my end And problems in the gloom AIGH!

Oh Kitty Tree

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:52:00 +0000

Have your Cat sing along to "Oh Kitty Tree" :) Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree Garland and tinsel on you now Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree They hang upon your every bough Shiny spaghetti for a cat Cannot be beat and that is that Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree Cat hairballs are shining under thee Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree Each branch it has a shiny ball Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree It shines within our mighty hall Those shiny bits, those crunchy sounds It looks like the cat, has made more rounds Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree Our cats are not so bright you see Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, Your lights they shine so brightly Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, We guard and watch thee nightly We watch thee oh so carefully Because our cats chew on LEDS Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree Our cats now glow electrically

I Saw Bill Gates Dressing Santa Claus

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:58:00 +0000

Ooops! Another one for the Holidays folks! Original tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" I saw Bill Gates dressing Santa Claus Underneath the Server Rack last night He didn't see me there in my purple underwear He thought that I had gone home to my place without a care Then I saw Bill Gates pat old Santa Claus On his butt so jolly round and firm Oh it was not what I thought I'd seen 'Twas a mannequin in red and green Not him dressing Santa Claus that night

Slushie the Snowman

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:46:00 +0000

A little further Christmas Lunacy The "Slushie the Snowman" song. Slushie the snowman Was a giddy funny guy With a cheap old hat upon his head and single button eye Slushie the snowman Was a bad old dream they say Had a patch on one side to be his guide As he staggered out that day There must have been some magic in that eye patch that they found for when they put it on his head He said "Arrr hit the ground" Slushie the Snowman Got a sunburn bad it's true So he tried to run but with no feet he was stuck to there like glue. Hop down the sidewalk He scared the kids away With a dripping face his scary race had them run right off that day Melting and Sliding Avoiding Sewer Grates If he fell in one he'd be surely done Oh what a nasty fate He oozed right down the road that day right to a police stop He paused to produce his id Quick before he heard that SHOT Slushie the snowman Oozed away like a pile of slime But soon he said before he fled I'll see you all next time Drippety drip drip Drippety drip drip Look at Slushie Flow Drippety drip drip Drippety drip drip Into the piles of snow

Microsoft Twelve Days of Christmas

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:28:00 +0000

Dedicated to Steve Ballmer and his fine crew Happy Holidays from your Friendly Neighbourhood Friday Funny Guy Microsoft Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me A signed copy of Visual Studio On the second day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the third day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the fourth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Fifth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Sixth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Seventh day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Eighth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Eight coders coding Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Ninth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Nine Bags of Ram Eight coders coding Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Tenth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Ten Hot recruiters Nine Bags of Ram Eight coders coding Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Eleventh day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Eleven Drives a trashing Ten Hot recruiters Nine Bags of Ram Eight coders coding Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio On the Twelth day of Christmas Steve Ballmer Gave to me Twelve SQL Servers Eleven Drives a trashing Ten Hot recruiters Nine Bags of Ram Eight coders coding Seven IT Pros Six Hackers Hacking Five CANS OF JOLT Four Funny Fridays Three bags of Fritos Two boxes of Chiclets And a signed copy of Visual Studio

Rudolph the BBQ's Reindeer

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:36:00 +0000

Enjoy ... a Little over the edge Silliness for Christmas Sorry Rudolph, guess I'm getting coal :) You know Garlic and Caymen and Spicy and Honey Chewy and Crunchy and stuff that tastes funny But do you recall the most flavoured Reindeer of all? Rudolph the Barbequed Reindeer Covered in a Honey Glaze He got cooked up by Santa Cuz he'd had himself some better days All of the other reindeer Watched him roll upon the spit The licked their lips and they watched They didn't seem to mind a bit They one hungry Christmas Eve Santa was so late Rudolph so glazed and crunchy now Won't you come on and fill my plate? Then how the reindeer loved him as they revelled in that tasty smell Rudolph the Barbequed Reindeer You'll go down really well

Dead Cisco Sketch - I'm and IT PRo Song

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:19:00 +0000

Special Thanks to Monty Python, for the original LumberJack Song for without this would never have happened. Extra special thanks to Mitch Garvis for planting the idea in my head. He can take some of the blame :) Karaoke-version from www.karaoke-version.com Re-edits to source Karaoke by Sean P. Kearney The Dead Cisco Sketch "'Ello Hack?" "Who you calling a Hack." "Sorry, me lungts are full of sheetrock. Look Never mind that, I wish to register a complaint" "Sorry we're closed for upgrades..." "Never mind tryin that. I would like to complain about this 24 port switch, I purchased from this very shop nary a half an hour ago" "ahhh yes, the uh... the Uh Cisco Catalyst. What's uh... What's wrong with it?" "I'll tell you whats wrong with it. It's completely dead! That's whats wrong with it" "No it's not. It's in power saving mode. Beautiful switch the Cisco. Pretty lights." "The lights have nothing to do with it. It's completely dead!" "It's not dead, it's in power saving mode. Pretty lights eh?" "Right then. If it was working fine, why did it do nothing when it got back to my site" "The Cisco normally operates in a low power mode on startup. Most likely a delayed startup to preseve the capacitors. Beautiful design. Such a nice colour" "Now explain to me then, why when I arrived on site did it split apart and fall into two halves on the floor..." "The cisco Catalyst self disassembles for easy storage. Lovely switch. What a nice name." "Now let me explain something to you. I found out the only reason this switch was in one piece when I got it... Was that it had been nailed together." "Well of COURSE it was nailed together! Look if I hadn't nailed those two halves together, the cpu processing power would have overcame the case, bent it in half with the heat and you'd have seen it launch into the air like a rocket... *WHOOSH*" "Look you, this switch wouldn't *WHOOSH* or *HUM* or *GROANT* if you shoved a stick of dynamite inside of it. It's completely dead." "It's not dead. It's in power saving mod...." "It's NOT is power saving mode, it's dead. Kaput. Useless. A doorstop. Bereft of power and functionality, it's become another "Brick in the Wall". If you hadn't nailed those two halves together, it would have become Book Ends on Steve Ballmers bookshelf. THIS is a DEAD SWITCH!" "....Hmmm... well I guess I better replace it then..." "Thank you." moment later "Uh sir, I just checked the back room and we're right out of Cisco Catalysts." "I see..." "I could get you an Arcnnet passive hub..." "Pray does it crosslink to a Cat 7 network?"!" "Not Really." "Well it's only a @#%#@$@#$ Replacement!!!" ------------------- The IT PRo Song I never wanted to do this job in the first place. I always wanted to be.... to be.... AN IT PRO! Piano Music (guy in the background, screaming and fading out. "Get Back here you. I'll get you for this. Slimy little" Swinging from light fixture to light fixture Diving in to Ciscos and Junipers Crawling through ceiling tiles and eating sheetrock Pulling wires! Living off the soda machine! Playing with Raids and Clusters. Flying through infrastructure setups Rebuilding SQL Tables for Fun! Fighting viruses and destroying evil. Saving the day every night With my Fluke Meter by my side! As I sing I sing I SING! OHhhhhh I'm an IT PRO and I'm OK I work all night and I drink all day He's an IT PRO and HE'S OK HE WORKS ALL NIGHT AND HE drinkS ALL DAY I SETUP RAIDS and BACKUPS TOO Strengthen the back end I help out all the users I like to be their friend. He's Set's up Raids and Backups too He's strengthen's the back end He helps out all the users and likes to be their friend He's an IT PRO and HE'S OK HE WORKS ALL NIGHT AND HE drinkS ALL DAY I terminate and demarcate, And run Cat 6e wires I look for packs of matches and try to start small fires He terminates and demarcates, And runs Cat 6e wires He looks for packs of matches and tries to start small fires? He's an IT PRO and HE'S OK HE WORKS ALL NIGHT AND HE drinkS ALL DAY I fix the mail, And servers too And race right down the hall And if you refuse to pay me I'll whiz upon the wall He'll fix the mail, and servers too and race right down the hall And if you refuse to pay him He'll whiz upon the wall?! EeeeEwwwwww!!!!!! "I guess nobody wants to go Hooters then..." In Unison "HOOTERS!" klump klump klump I'm (He's) an IT Pro and I'm (He's) ok I (he) work all night and I (he) drink all day I'm (He's) an IT Pro and I'm (He's) ok I (he) work all night and I (he) drink all day

An IT Pro - Yeah the right Rockin' one!

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:06:38 +0000

Sing it to AC/DC's TNT. Karaoke Version from www.karaoke-version.com My apologies to your ears! HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK See me ride up in my Prius. Pretty color green Loaded up all pure brains I take in the scene Problems to the left of me and nightmares to the right I blink and quickly they go away Through the night Cuz I am an IT Pro I eat Dynamite An IT PRO Bugs in my site An IT Pro Watch them hackers pray An IT Pro I blow them away! I'm dirty, I'm nasty I can smell real bad I work all night long I knock out your problems without a sound Lock up your passwords Lock up your food Lock up the Jolt Run away from this dude Your server has gone and crashed Here's your Superman. Cuz I a m an IT Pro I eat Dynamite An IT PRO Bugs in my site An IT Pro Watch them hackers pray An IT Pro I blow them away! Big big big big big big ---- SOLO!!! An IT PRO HACk HACk HACK An IT PRO HACK HACK HACK An IT PRO HACk HACk HACK An IT PRO HACK HACK HACK AN IT PRO I eat Dynamite AN IT PRO Bugs in my site AN IT PRO Watch them hackers pray AN IT PRO I blow them away! Wildly exploding guitar and strong smell of OZONE... *POP*

Hey Hyper-V

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:45:00 +0000

Original Song by the "Gin Blossoms" - "Hey Jealousy" Karaoke Version from www.karaoke-version.com Double inspiration from Hyper-V and listening to the Twitters of BillGatesZune :) I asked the boss if it's alright To let the system crash tonight It's running an 8 bit application That's from twenty years ago It's running on an old IBM XT Under a giant rat's nest tree It's based on Arcnet and Novell 2 Now just what we gonna do? I found a solution that is sound The cost is low and I have found A way to carry the past into the light of day With Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V Oh Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V Turn the many into one Can be a great big bowl of fun A more efficient use of power And resources we can have Implementing is not a chore A role to add not much more Creating machines is such a breeze Won't bring you to your knees I found a solution that is sound The cost is low and I have found A way to carry the past into the light of day "Virtualization can take place in many forms and offers many wonderful solutions in to many people. You can use it simply to consolidate hardware, you can use it to reduce power costs, or simply as a efficient disaster recovery plan. An added hidden bonus is environmental, less power and hardware used is a benefit to the environment." I found a solution that is sound The cost is low and I have found A way to carry the past into the light of day With Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V Oh Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V Get Virtual Now Get Virtual Now Get Virtual Now Virtualize Now Get Virtual Now Get Virtual Now Get Virtual Now Virtualize Now I found a solution that is sound The cost is low and I have found A way to carry the past into the light of day With Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V Oh Hyper-V Yeah Hyper-V A chance to save future in your hands Spreading throughout the many lands

Ballmer Vs. Kearney

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:32:00 +0000

Inspired by the following post on Blogs.technet.com http://blogs.technet.com/canitpro/archive/2008/10/20/ballmer-vs-kearney.aspx Once I saw the title... I couldn't hold back... And yes *I* amd the beast not Mr. Ballmer :) Cheers and enjoy. Hopefully Mr. Ballmer hears this someday and does not ruin a keyboard spitting some soda drink on it... The Friday Funny Guy

Techdays_CA 2008

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:11:42 +0000

Check it out. Canada Wide Conference www.techdays.ca Register before October 15th 2008 for the best

The Day The Stocks all Died

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:04:00 +0000

Based upon Don McLean's "American Pie" Karaoke Version from www.karaoke-version.com Hope this all works out, Maybe you can sing and feel sillier and laugh about it some day. It the meantime here is "The Day the Stocks All Died" Long long time go, I remember when Mom and Dad they got a house It had a variable rate you see , and it had no money down Signed right off by some goofy clown Then one day a bank went broke Then two or three more, they took a choke The money was not there for spendin' Their reign it was an endin' And all those loans they took on out And didn't collect, those dumb old lout Investors phreaked and the people shout The day the stocks, all died. And I'm singing My My watching stock markets die High risk bankers all got tankered and they left us to fry And all those loans make your mom and dad cry Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry Yeah find them all and kick them down String those Lehman guys up around Drop them into a big hole in the ground Yeah everyone shove them in the grass Stuff those crappy loans right up their ass Let them see how it feels to get screwed Watch those fingers jab left and right Blaming each other in the fight The stocks they took a dive Oh God did any survive?? And the world leaders I admired most Buggered off to a trip right down the coast When we called and they were weeded most The day the Stocks all Died I said My My watching stock markets die High risk bankers all got tankered and they left us to fry And all those loans make your mom and dad cry Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry Well the bailout was flushed cuz the congress was week bunch of guys that were spineless and meek smart as a bunch of fleas and the Dow dropped down and it made a splash Watch those investments turn to zero cash Cuz money, just doesn't grow, from trees Well the congress went and ran away Buried their gold for another day It' Lehman's fault they said Now those loans are burnt and dead Watch those investors run an yell panicing away in the scary nell as their money went straight to hell the Day the Stocks all Died. And I'm singing My My watching stock markets die High risk bankers all got tankered and they left us to fry And all those loans make your mom and dad cry Sayin' bank account' completely gone dry Yeah Bank account's completely gone dry

ITPro Toronto - Theme Ballad

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:04:28 +0000

For www.itprotoronto.ca Free user Group based in Toronto Ontario. Meeting the third Tuesday of every month. No fees, no registration, just bring your mind, your passions and your desires. Oh hey and a laptop never hurts... :) What can it hurt? You might even make a friend. Is that so bad? Of course this is just an idea I had. This is about as unofficial as they come. I keep saying if somebody ELSE would sing, this would all sound a lot better... :) Original Tune from "The Scorpions" - "Still Lovving You" Karaoke version from www.karaoke-version.com ITPro Toronto Theme Ballad One Tuesday Night A place to let out your mind IT's ITPro Toronto A place out of time Expanding thoughts for one night IT's ITPro Toronto Lost found my way a place I can my home IT Pro Toronto Join one and all Good friends and good pizza for you It's ItPro Toronto Roaming One and All Gathering all through the night A place for common thought Fantasy can take flight Wonders that you can see On the edge of technology Monthly on that Tuesday A day you can play I'm an ITPro Thoughts spark that night Conceptualize what can do It's ITPro Toronto The cost, not a bit Just an hour or two to sit down It's ITPro Toronto Roaming One and All Gathering all through the night A place for some common thought Fantasy can take flight Wonders that you can see On the edge of technology Monthly on that Tuesday A day you can play Roaming One and All Gathering all through the night A place for some common thought Fantasy can take flight Wonders that you can see On the edge of technology Monthly on that Tuesday A day you can play I'm An ITPro In Toronto I'm an ITPro In Toronto Join the ITPros

Friday Funny Guys parody of cool theme for TechDays_CA 2008 ... :)

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:14:07 +0000

Original Music "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by "KISS" Karaoke Version from www.karaoke-version.com This is just a goofy funky idea I had. Yes, the singing sucks. The lyrics are weird. But it's a Sunday and I had to get this out of my head. TechDays are Here Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo Come, oh and let it all hang out A Day for you and me Wrapped in technology Come, all you devs and IT Pros Open your mind on out Let yourself sing and shout Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Whoa, Oh upon your mind Get thoughts all fresh and new Pouring right into you Infused, right into your soul Stuff on the cutting edge Sparking into your sight Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Whooooa Inspiration sets me free Yeah Going and soaring Yeah Watch Yeah getting inspired Yeah Bits and Bytes Roaming through the night Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see Tech days are here now sing with baby Wrap yourself inside technology Infuse your mind with inspiration baby Tech days are here Now come and see

EBS 2008 - Fake Parody phony baloney Theme song - But it SHOULD have one.

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:59:00 +0000

There is another new system being released by a certain un-named software company. I keep telling them they need theme music. They don't believe me. :) Original song by "The Killers" - "Somebody Told Me" Karaoke Version from www.karaoke-version.com Essentials for You Gettin' on the web time to show our name Steppin' to the world time to get our new domain The system's in place and the backups up Edge Server's ready it can take the hit We're getting online thanks to EBS today Essential Business Server is here and now for those a little smaller than the Enterprise Steppin' right up steppin' right up now to grow EBS got us all the power we need Up out and ready Business is steady Triple threat power is holding us up now Protected by Forefront Exchage Server strengthened Resources are Balanced with Essential Business Server virtualize it all or you can spread it out A flexible solution you can use to spread and grow It's the bigger cousin to our friend SBS If you're beyond 70 users look at it Steppin' right up steppin' right up to grow EBS got us all the power we need Up out and ready Business is steady Triple threat power is holding us up now Protected by Forefront Exchage Server strengthened Resources are Balanced Growing financially We're here and spreading free A cost effective jump for us To step out into the cloud today Up out and ready Business is steady Triple threat power is holding us up now Protected by Forefront Exchage Server strengthened Resources are Balanced Up out and ready Business is steady Triple threat power is holding us up now Protected by Forefront Exchage Server strengthened Resources are Balanced Up out and ready Business is steady Triple threat power is holding us up now Protected by Forefront Exchage Server strengthened Resources are Balanced ESSENTIAL BUSINESS SERVER

Cougar is Out - SBS 2008 UnOfficial (only in my eyes) Theme Song the New to be released O/S a CERTAIN Software company

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:01:00 +0000

Sung along to "My Chemical Romance" and "Famous Last Words", people who can sing and write far beyond my meager abilities. Karaoke version of song from www.karaoke-version.com. Cheap and high quality Karaoke music! I always thought COUGAR was such a cool code word for an O/S. It made me sing. Now we're all sorry. Cougar is Out Meow It's comin Released and from it's cage The Cougar's out the Cougar's out Meow Come on now Don't you see it purrin' at your side The power is yours The Power is yours Plug in Load it Into your server now The power at hand get your business up and running Get Energized Go online and see all your staff productive Get Unified Tie your systems all together It's yours! The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN Power it up Live Onecare protects your way With Live Office tied as well To get that integration Into you now Oh can you Can you feel the integration Of code and mind A long time in the building The Cat's out The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN Cuz It's here, and in my server now The cats at hand oh come and let it out Release the leash and Turn it loose Cuz It's here, and in my server now The cats at hand oh come and let it out Release the leash and Turn it loose Cuz It's here, and in my server now The cats at hand oh come and let it out Release the leash and Turn it loose Cuz It's here, and in my server now The cats at hand oh come and let it out Release the leash and Turn it loose The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN The Cougar has Released it's got me singin' SBS 2008 I've waited long I can't wait to start the implementin' 64bit power is pourin' throughout the LAN

Forefront - Completely Literally Unofficial Theme Song

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:30:00 +0000

Yeah, I got bored. Somehow I decided Microsoft Forefront needed a theme song. Sung to AC/DC's Big Guns from Last Action Hero A Special shout out and dedication to a team I almost joined last year at the big M in Winnipeg. You know who you are and this is dedicated to you. "Forefront" Malware screaming at the firewall Systems straining away The terror in the wires is floating about Trying to ruin your day Picking them off and mowing them down Thanking the skies it's in place The cloud is full of worms roaming around trying to work their way in No worries at all No worries today Defences are up Protected today with Forefront Forefront Ports of steel Forefront Forefront Blasts them out of the net Digital fires are burning around, Hackers wailing away Viruses eyeing your video screen Trying to come out and play Spam blasters hitting port 25 Potential UCE's The whole world knocking at your back door Trying to look and see No worries at all No worries today Defences are up Protected today with Forefront Forefront Ports of steel Forefront Forefront Blasts them out of the net "Alright we've got an inbound bogey, I'm seeing about 50,000 inbound" "I'm on it team leader. Locking into bogeys. Inbound UCE's are being tracked." "Crew chief, steady there we're getting an overload in the main firewall." "Roger that. Downing bad node. Cluster has switched over." "Bogeys quashed. I repeat bogeys quashed." "Good job team." ForeFront, Malware at Bay Forefront, kick spam away Forefront, ready and locked Forefront, pow pow pow Forefront, stop 'em in time Forefront, drawin', drawin' the line. Forefront, knock 'em away Forefront, savin' the day. Forefront sent them packin' away.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger vs. The Cobol Paycheck Program

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:34:00 +0000

Just a little thought that ran through my head on what happens when a little computer deals with the Governor of California... :) No offense intended sir, COBOL is old, it's anicent, it's a pain in the butt.

JobsBlog Now

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:25:17 +0000

Original Music "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZtop Karaoke version from "www.karaoke-version.com" Great online choices for karaoke music. the JobsBlog is an online resource handled by people inside Microsoft Corporation that give all of us outsiders a view inside their world. It's a springboard to bounce off questions about Microsoft, joining Microsoft, or maybe just to say Hello. http://blogs.msdn.com/jobsblog A little place I find inspiration from time to time until the day they hire me. Hopefully. How many toes can I cross without causing permanent damage? Lyrics by Sean Kearney, aka ye110wbeard the Friday Funny Guy JobsBlog Theme song - UNOFFICIAL - DEFINITELY UNOFFICIAL!!! Online, check it out People there make you scream and shout Friendly faces, right online Answer questions almost anytime Your smiling faces from Microsoft land Every nerd is checking out the jobsblog now Anne is there, Priya too Ginny, Angela oh what a zoo! Gretchen, Jenna will answer you Janelle as well, what cha gonna do? They'll tell you stories, they'll give you a hand Every nerd is checking out the jobsblog now When you're there, drop a line Say hello and spend some time Read the stories, while you're there Get real comfy, sit right in your chair It's your front door to Microsoft land Every nerd is checking out the jobsblog now

Stand and Shout - Hyper-V's Out Now

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:16:00 +0000

Original song by Green Day - Wake me Up when September Ends Karaoke version from www.karaoke-version.com. Great prices and selection! Re-written by Sean Kearney the Friday Funny Guy aka ye110wbeard Stand and Shout - Hyper-V's Out now System has gone and passed The hardware died it wouldn't last Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Archive the ancient ones Breathe life into the legacy Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Pentiums and MFM's Whining in the night Virtualize them all away End the noisy fright The night it goes and cools away I watch the A/C get turned away Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now System has gone and passed The hardware died it wouldn't last Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Load it up right on the core Hypervisor with a 64 Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Pentiums and MFM's Whining in the night Virtualize them all away End the noisy fright No more wasted megawatts The Power is mine in a single box Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Extra licenses thrown right in Datacenter and the Enterprise Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now The future's goodbye to past Looking forward no going back Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now Stand and shout - Hyper-V's out now

Applicant Blues - Yeah Baby

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:43:52 +0000

Sing yer bad days to the Blues to feel better. Not a poke at Microsoft. But this is the "Applicant Blues" - Hire me and shut em up... :) Woke up this morning Eyes dried up and red Was busy all night typin' Didn't get to bed I've got the 8000 resumes applying to Microsoft Blues Sent some more circumvaes to Redmond, and Winnipeg too Trying so hard I'm not sleepin' Now I've got the flu I've got the 8000 resumes applying to Microsoft Blues I offered to clean the floors I'd tried to to mop them all But they knew it was Mr. Trouble Booted me down the hall I've got the 8000 resumes applying to Microsoft Blues I sang for Mr. Ballmer I sang for Mr. Gates They didn't even hear me I'll leave it to the fates I've got the 8000 resumes applying to Microsoft Blues Oh yeah I've got the 8000 Resumes Applying to Microsoft blues

An IT Pro - WARNING BADLY SUNG!

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:38:48 +0000

AN IT PRO Sing it to AC/DC's TNT. Play it, it'll sound better than me on this cheap $10 classic guitar I found at Goodwill. My apologies to your ears! Mmm HACK WHACK HACK WHACK HACK WHACK See me ride up in my Prius. Pretty color green Loaded up all pure brains I take in the scene Problems to the left of me and nightmares to the right I blink and quickly they go away Through the night Cuz I am an IT Pro I eat Dynamite An IT PRO Bugs in my site An IT Pro Watch them hackers pray An IT Pro I blow them away! I'm dirty, I'm nasty I can smell real bad I work all night long I knock out your problems without a sound (but maybe a song) Lock up your passwords Lock up your food Lock up the Jolt Run away from this dude Your server has gone and crashed Here's your Superman. Cuz I a m an IT Pro I eat Dynamite An IT PRO Bugs in my site An IT Pro Watch them hackers pray An IT Pro I blow them away! Big big big big big big ---- SOLO!!! An IT PRO HACk HACk HACK An IT PRO CHOP CHOP CHOP An IT PRO HACk HACk HACK An IT PRO URP URP URP AN IT PRO I eat Dynamite HACk HACk HACK Bugs in my site CHOP CHOP CHOP Watch them hackers pray URP URP URP I blow them away! Wildly exploding guitar and strong smell of OZONE... *POP*